America's education secretary under Donald Trump. Ms McMahon is the ex-wife of Vince McMahon, co-founder of World Wrestling Entertainment. In 2025 she barred Harvard University from receiving future federal grants, in a letter criticising the university over issues ranging from plagiarism to hiring practices, with only elliptical references to antisemitism.
"Actors," said Granny, witheringly. "As if the world weren't full of enough history without inventing more."